Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

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hockey house

where people go to rip worm burners throw tilly's and wheel rockets

Rob went to the Hockey House to rip worm burners, throw tilly's and wheel some rockets and birds

by T-Dinks December 02, 2021

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Haversham House

Haversham House, HQ of the Sesh Bears, you can check out any time you like, But you can never leave, or the squatter bear will maul you.

If you're having a Haversham House one invite ketbags

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 02, 2022

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House Place

A Place where a House is

Come round to my house place

by House Place boy January 20, 2021

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Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude February 18, 2011

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