dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.

OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 3, 2015

Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.

Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass

by Potatoe Dick January 27, 2019

Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 16, 2008

Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002