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saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018
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ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.
Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.
by mattador80 June 2, 2016
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Rice lint

Term for a person with a chad level smile and play harvest moon
“Bro ryland is such a rice lint
by I see you ryland September 16, 2021
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.
by Where's Willy April 25, 2024
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The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021
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Rice

A set of rules that defines UI of a Linux distro, often involving external libraries and packages that simplify the process of customization.
Rices may range from just changing some icons and fonts up to changing the entire desktop environment (DE).
- Her rice is very unique, haven't seen anything like this.
- I have trouble ricing my Mint, can anybody help?
- I don't rice on my own, I usually install someone's rice from Github and go on from there.
by valdemar_check June 22, 2025
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Bag of Rice

Plain and simple, vanilla, basic or; not original
The chick damo fucked is a bag of rice, has the personality of one too.
by Trainssoundfunny June 11, 2022
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