Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

Boat Boys duo

The relationship between Ethoslabs and Smallishbeans (Joel)
Purely platonic but chaotic in the most wholesome way that has me missing them 24/7

Boat Boys duo: The ship burns, everything burns.

by m00nshr00m July 12, 2023

Boat Loc

A boat full of loco (Boat Loc) or crazy as FUCK.

This mothafucka is boat loc!

by chjori March 10, 2020

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017

Boat

A Long v shaped tray of folded aluminum foil used to smoke meth with

We broke the pipe thinking the cops were here so now we’re smoking off the boat .

by Dope pipe Willy October 10, 2020

Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.

Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.

by frogonlogs February 27, 2016