surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Hammer

a gay thing you use to be gay and put up your ass

shit where’s my hammer

by dxlan of basel February 27, 2019

Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023

THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends

As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers

by Paulie croosh July 12, 2007

HAMMER

Meth,crank,dope,speed any stimulant that violates the califonia health and safety code and gets you twacked out and on a good one.

wow cuzin, vroom vroom everybody! fuck yeah...some good fuckin hammer. time to hammer down! gear jammin hammer ta fukk slammin machines.

by Russertafukk December 20, 2018

Hammer

A stud who can put booze anyone at the function.

That kid Daniel killed a full 30-rack himself what a hammer.

by Jordan546 May 28, 2023