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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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Give me your face

When a man dominates a female and pulls his hard throbbing cock out and he gets her on her knees he puts his hands on her face and then says "give me your face" and starts hard stroking
You know i love it when you give me your face
by Creamycameltoe69 September 14, 2018
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Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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national give a jew head day

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day
by anonymous April 18, 2022
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I don't give a flip kitty

The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.
Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.
by celnav January 26, 2022
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i don't give a brass razoo

A saying when you don't care. Similar to "I don't give a shit" or "I don't give a fuck"
Girl 1: "I think she's jealous"
Girl 2: "Oh I don't give a brass razoo!"
by finalllyfree December 27, 2016
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give your female friend your hoodie

On these following dates :
October 2nd
September 15th
December 9th
December 19th
December 18th
December 16th
December 14th
January 11th
January 27th
Febuary 16th
Febuary 19th
You must give your girl bff your hoodie no matter what if you wear a school uniform you must bring a hoodie for her and make her wear it during break time and lunch time. You also need to treat her like your girlfriend for 1 week after giving her that hoodie
Give her your hoodie on those dates and after you do that you have to treat her like your girlfriend for a week so hugging,texting and holding hands and make sure she gives you her scrunchies . So make sure you give your female friend your hoodie
by ava Michaels December 12, 2019
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