Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.

When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!

by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014

Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.

Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~

by Diesel The White-Tailed Buck April 10, 2022

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.

Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.

by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.

Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.

by desi dunnit October 7, 2014

Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.

"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."

by utlax October 18, 2011

Fro Day

The day where you realize you need a haircut.

Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.

Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.

by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

by Sishhhk October 29, 2019