When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges September 2, 2008
Get the fat jessie mug.A fat guy who doesnt ever get laid or attention from the sexy girl he likes, until he gets something she needs like concert tickets and he gets the slobbiest most spittiest blowjob from the girl who needs the tickets. The girl also swallows his kids for an extra ticket. Fat ugly man leaves happy.
fat-o:(Fat guy) Hey sexy.
(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!
two days later
(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.
(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.
3 hours later
Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.
(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!
two days later
(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.
(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.
3 hours later
Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.
by Toney September 1, 2008
Get the fat-o mug.A level of fatness unachievable except by the exceptionally gluttonous. It conveys an offensive tone, and is therefore only used as an insult; it would never be used as a word of description unless the goal of the writer was malicious in nature.
by The classical writer December 2, 2009
Get the Rohan fat mug.if you have a fat neck, it means you are proud, showing off, or bragging non-verbally. This term was coined when a friend of ours would get arrogant in a debate and tuck his chin in thus fattening his neck.
How fat is your neck over the new job?
Do you need the doors widened to fit your fat neck through?
Is that new dress you bought a total neckk thickener?
My neck is so fat over kissing Vince Neil.
Do you need the doors widened to fit your fat neck through?
Is that new dress you bought a total neckk thickener?
My neck is so fat over kissing Vince Neil.
by Horns a plenty June 12, 2010
Get the fat neck mug.A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".
A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!
by Gojogongua August 3, 2007
Get the fat phobe mug.A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore
My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes
by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011
Get the Fat abes mug.Someone is fat for no apparent reason. Due to overeating and lack of exercise because one is just "too damn lazy" to do something about their obvious weight problem.
Aeriel Griffin is stupid-fat because she sits around and eats. The only form of exercise she gets is sex with her smaller than average boyfriend.
by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010
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