Pumpkin Face

An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.

Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.

Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"

by PFareHoes January 21, 2010

Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

back face

The region located at the back of your head. Usually used when one feels pain or hurts the back of their head.

Aw man, I just got punched in the back face.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

failure face

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.

The person who invented this saying is a failure face.

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

Ur face

An insult similar to ur mom, insultation of the face

bitchpleez90210: u r sooooo ugly omg
as_if_321123: yeah well ur face is hella ugly! like ur mom!!

by The girl who want to have Ryan Ross' babies July 17, 2006

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004