dylan salud

sexiest person in the state of Hawaii, he a player, he got big DICK, he wants to fuck everyone "girls and boys", he love to masturbate, he fucks his friends and family.

?: omg dylan you wanna fuck me!

dylan salud: yah

?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick

by someone who fucked September 17, 2017

Dylan

The sexiest man in the world with the tiniest penis but a huge ass boner he likes to fuck girls with huge tits and asses but he’s sweet

Dylan is the best boyfriend

by Navi way October 18, 2017

dylan gibb

A wee Fanny.

Ian: Kyle did you hear about Dylan gibb
Kyle: No...
Ian: He is a wee fanny

by XxBlackoutsX April 22, 2017

Dylan and Owen

Kind cool twins one tall one short

Dylan and Owen: he's kind cool

by iamasock123 May 4, 2017

DYLAN

a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.

that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead

by bigdix4daddy May 9, 2017

Dylan Belka

Some trash kid. He is a bad kid and will never be good. Has fresh puppers.

Dylan Belka is a frisbee

by memedog420 May 25, 2017

Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are

Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan

by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017