Drunk and Horny

What Steven is every time he drinks.....

Steven is always drunk and horny

by Pinon December 28, 2007

drunk bus

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.

1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?

by In4m8ion May 21, 2008

Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.

"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."

by Irish lass January 17, 2013

english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 7, 2013

Drunk in Reverse

Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"

Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.

by MaxCage June 28, 2013

Drunk Homosexual

Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.

Beware of Bakugo, he's a drunk homosexual. He could commit a hate crime!

by Arson Committer October 24, 2020

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010