Drunk and Horny

What Steven is every time he drinks.....
by Pinon November 30, 2007
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drunk bus

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.
1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?
by In4m8ion May 21, 2008
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Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.
"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."
by Irish lass January 17, 2013
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drunk-married

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
by Lakattack0 December 18, 2008
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Drunk in Reverse

Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"
Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.
by MaxCage June 25, 2013
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drunk sale

A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.
Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.
by FratDrunk October 29, 2011
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Diddly Drunk

A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.
"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."
by Stephanie Beans November 28, 2007
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