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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.
by Steve White January 27, 2021
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Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.
“Are you excited for December 2nd

Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”
by Sishhhk October 29, 2019
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Election day

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019
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Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014
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Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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