Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.

Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~

by Diesel The White-Tailed Buck April 10, 2022

Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.

"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."

by utlax October 18, 2011

Fro Day

The day where you realize you need a haircut.

Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.

Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.

by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011

Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.

Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.

by Rexlba March 30, 2021

Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.

When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!

by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.

Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.

by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

by Steve White January 27, 2021