Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

Side Step Dad

Your brother or sisters father-in-law

‘This is my side step dad’

by Stee808206 March 17, 2019

Ur dad lesbian

Worse then ur mom gay

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*

by Beepbob March 9, 2018

My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.

Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."

by Chasen420 August 13, 2011

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

coolest step dad

Also known as Josh Coy

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy

by Zinrn November 13, 2020