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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
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barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"
by riggamorrris July 30, 2017
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crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)
Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.
by dmccowan June 14, 2009
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crotch stench

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.
"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"
by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017
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