crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack

by basscrack April 13, 2023

crack stichie

a puff bar/vape that give u crack vibes. u not supposed to cough like crazy from a stichie

p1: hit this
p2: *hits stitchie then starts coughin his brains out*
p2: this shit taste like crack shit a crack stichie

by @veezy._e March 13, 2022

Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.

Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.

by Cline22 February 23, 2019

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

Crack copy

Marijuana

Marijuana is basically a crack copy

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment

If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before

by nadbmal July 11, 2017