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Bohemian Condom

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…
by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026
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Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.
Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!
by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026
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Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.
I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.
by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026
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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo
by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic hose. You then mix it in to a martini glass, while adding blood, semen, saliva, smegma, and
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo.
by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
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Club Condo

Club condo is the named used for a place where people have orgies while being high at the same time.
Me and my chums are going to Club Condo tonight, it's gonna be a real good time.
by Chicano Chavez Jr April 21, 2025
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