cock up

To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.

That was a real cock up.

by Tawera March 29, 2008

ninja cock

A penis that is small and hard to see in the dark, just like a ninja.

"Son of the Lumberjack is a ninja, and wears dressy sweatpants."

by D00bsan April 15, 2003

cock party

Lots of cocks in a small area. Very little if any vagina.

"Jeff went to a party that had 25 guys and one chick. It was definitely a cock party."

by John Wilcox October 30, 2006

congo cock

Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect.
The congo cock has been known to be as long as 2 meters. The tribesmen found deep in the heart of the congo rainforest, claim to have such giant penis' because of a secret plant they consume.

William has an almighty congo cock, the length of a hosepipe.

by William Nash November 25, 2007

Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

Cock Robbed

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009