Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.

Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.

by The tattooist October 8, 2013

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Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

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clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

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clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016

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Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.

I heard a few clams at the concert last night.

by Swerdnase June 2, 2018

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The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

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