green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

Uno Reverse Card

The worst nightmare of No U

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024

give me your game card

Used to basically ask how something was done, a form of saying teach me

*girl gets a promise ring and flowers from her boyfriend* “I got flowers from my boyfriend today!” “give me your game card”

by 222interludes January 20, 2024

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024

gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru

“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”

by aeseara January 28, 2024

Island Provide Cards

A card of a persons face on Meta Horizon. It Can be sold only if Permission Asked.

Person 1: I just got some rare Island Provide Cards!!
Person 2: I have 50 of them.

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024