biddy business

Silly behaviour based on getting old. Falling over “, general aches and pains such as a bad back, gout and depleted liver.

Tammy fell over and broke her toe nail off , total biddy business!

by O_Loves August 17, 2019

muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

shingle busting

This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.

Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting

by Shrek boi 556 October 19, 2020

Parker Bussinger

my sexual fantasy

“Parker Bussinger? That guy’s Tommy’s sexual fantasy!”

by sandwichdanger November 22, 2020

Successful Business MODATEC style

When you can barely afford your workshop rent and electric, pay 1 guy to make tea £350 a week, your apprentice £150 a week, your main tech £500 a week, and then get 2 sub techs in on £160 each for 2 days work. Whilst still living at home, sleeping on your mums couch because all the other rooms are occupied, and your credit accounts are closing quicker than a bank in a recession. #MODATEC

I see uncs gone and done another modatec special successful business MODATEC style #MODATEC

by Neekay88 December 16, 2020

offishial business

Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.

In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020