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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.
"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."
by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021
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Let’s Go Brandon

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.
“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”

“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
by Bidentoucheskids February 8, 2024
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Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.
by God Hands September 7, 2025
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Brandon brazell

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
Have you seen that Brandon brAzell he’s so trash
by Ari smith June 8, 2022
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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