Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

by billy bob joe111 November 05, 2010

potter block

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.

Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"

by Wildabeaf August 10, 2006

block game

A term for sex with a woman.

Joe: Want to block game?
Mikayla: Sure!

by BreadnLoaf February 22, 2021

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 27, 2009

Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party

BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP

by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...

d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin

by olif July 13, 2011