Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride

Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"

by the wopfather May 14, 2008

shit block

When you glue yor ass together and try to take a shit but it's blocked by your ass.

"Yo, Louie, why are you so red? Oh, it's because you had another shitblock. dumbass."

by John lush March 7, 2003

cock block

A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.

Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said.
"Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck! Your welcome cockblock! I shouted.

by Snipes ur Ass March 14, 2004

D-Block

Eric Dombrowski aka D-Block Some white kid that thinks he's really cool, but he looks like Clay Aiken. He tries to sleep wit anyone that has a vagina, and afterwards doesnt answer his phone. Pretty much no girl respects him, and he's lovin it. And he touched a jew's boobs when she was sleeping. SHE WAS SLEEPING!!!!!!!! U MOLESTED HER!!!!!!!! your sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. and secretly u like guys, everyone knows that. not that theres anything wrong wit that. gay ppl have feelings too. now go pick up ur fuckin guitar and write a song about ur bf..i mean gf..

Girl"hey, are your friends wit that Eric D-Block kid?"
Guy "Don't think about dating him, he'll ruin your life..just like he did that Catholic girl's...she used to be innocent, now she's spreading her legs for anyone...and damn its nice"

Eric "aahhhhhhhhhhh..u jus got dblockeddddddddd"
girl " i need to tell u somethin...im a guy"
Eric "i knowwwwwwwwwww...woooo...dont tell my hot sister"

by T-Rolls December 28, 2005

block

a word you can call someone in this fantastically confusing complement that is acctually a diss.

congradulations you're smarter than the average block!

by caitlin August 31, 2004

Hug Block

To prevent two people from hugging, usually killing the moment. Smaller version of a cock block

John sees his girlfriend after 5 years, he runs to her, but Dan jumps in and hug blocks John.

by Joethemale June 28, 2010

blicka

blicka is a slang would for penis in portugeese.

in portugeese tu tens uma grand blicka.
in english you have a big penis.

by nanukeshihtzu September 7, 2006