Ben Gustavsen

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.

"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."

by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011

Ben Turco

A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3

Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."

by Shiranui0929 December 6, 2011

Ben Luva

A female that has a fetish for fat, bald, hairy men.

See that girl with him, she must be a Ben Luva!

by Yes I did! July 16, 2011

Pulling a Ben

When one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.

Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"

THE NEXT DAY:

Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."

by BanditoSlim October 8, 2011

Ben jus

Ben jus means a guy who is so awkward and goes on dates to discuss with girls as an objective

« Ben jus, how was the date ? »
« It was good, we discussed really well »

by Achraf12412 December 25, 2022

Ben Chilwell

ben chillwell is a well known defender for Chelsea and the england team.

did you saw ben chilwell game? yes he is the goat

by football_luv April 14, 2021

Ben Askren’ed

To put someone to sleep.

Damn Masvidal got Ben Askren’ed last night. Usman was not joking!

by Qme93 April 25, 2021