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Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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Beer Dusted

When your skulling a beer next to your mates exhaust and he revs the engine and blows soot all over your face
I got beer dusted by my mates Ute last weekend and it was fucking mint.
by MyPen October 17, 2019
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Syringe Beers

"He was on all kinds of Beers last night, Brewed Beers, Nose Beers even Syringe Beers!"
by Yoshiozz October 29, 2020
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Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.
by elpac January 21, 2021
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Beer Hole

a form of depression that occurs after a session of heavy alcohol consumption, usually around 75~200 beers in a weekend. Symptoms include a sense of dread, sending manic texts, and not wanting to record an episode of the podcast.
Dude I drank 27 Yuenglings Saturday and now I'm in the Beer Hole bad.
by wisecrackerpod April 27, 2021
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Buffer beer

A lighter, cheaper, lower alcohol content beer consumed in between “real beers” to allow for a longer period of “responsibledrinking.
Wow! I’m really feeling that last Stout big time! I think I need a Buffer beer like a Coor’s light so I don’t get wrecked too early.
by manoffishes August 8, 2022
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Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."
I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .
by Reecifer April 27, 2022
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