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Beat Your Face

When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva

Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.
Client: My face needs some make-up

MUA: Let me Beat your face
by BuckE December 24, 2012
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Beat a normie day

Celebrated on Nov 26th, also known as the day right before Beat A Furry Day is the day where furries can physically harm non-furries, or in this case normies is the term used, with absolutely no consequences.

Normies can not fight back! They may defend themselves using any type of armor but they may not attack under any circumstances.
Furry: hey there buddy! It’s Beat a Normie day!

Person: oh god- oh god no! Please I beg of you I have a wife and kids!
Furry: *proceeds to use a bat to beat person like a piñata with chronic arthritis*
by Stitchmaw November 26, 2019
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beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005
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beating guts

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position
while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts
by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008
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Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011
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Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.
G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.
by jj March 18, 2005
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