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batman bang

The batman bang is a very intense sexual eploration like none other it is when a man is fucking a chick he pulls out sprays black paint on her vagina he then gets on his knees and slams his forhead into the the womans vagina several times leaving an inprint on the mans forhead looking almost identical to the batman sign the woman then licks it off his forhead leaving her mouth black resembling the batcave he then sticks his still erectile penis into the dark hole. the man then jizzes all over her face making her look like the joker. Bat man and the joker must go into battle so the man cock slaps the joker several times untill either his penis breaks or the jokers neck.
I was so pissed off at clarice last night i told her its time to do the batman bang. She won so im going to the doctors today to get my penis fixed. THAT BITCH!!
batman bang by frain44 March 19, 2008
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to sex without discretion in a volitile manner
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le bang bang 

<i>adj.</i> meaning a pre-teen who is exposed to the underbelly of the media and thinks that he/she is more cultured because of what they listen to/wear/watch/read. Usually possesses a myspace and a livejournal with a username that has several underscores or x's in them.
lolz those kids at the pop punk show looked so le bang bang with their white belts and madradhair!!1
One of the 'Flood' that appear in the game Halo. The big ones with no eyes that explode and have them little spider-y things fly out of them (aka bogeys)
you: what the hell is that?
me: a nose bag

you: I was totally pwned by that nose bag earlier

you: those nose bags are so funny!

me: the only reason I play on Halo is to pwn them mofo nose bags!!
nose bags by Ashlme February 5, 2008

twat bang 

The act of trimming and or grooming the female snatch region till the aperance of bangs is achived. The practice of teasing the said hair and dowsing with aqua net is considered common practice in the lower 48.
That girls snatch was shaved smooth as a baby rear, except she left some tremendous twat bangs.

Did she have a landing strip?....No, twat bangs.

Pedro:"I like her bangs"Jimmy Wilson: on her head...Pedro:No, her twat. Jimmy: oh
twat bang by dannytanner January 30, 2009

fuckin ass bang

what a stupid asshole saying the nice way.

Baby Head Bang 

The rock 'n roll head banging motion made by a baby/small child while trying to fall asleep in a seated position. The baby/small child's head slowly nods down only to be jerked back up from the uncomfortable position, creating the head banging motion.
Jill your baby looks so cute trying to fall to sleep.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.
Baby Head Bang by TommyBoy7 August 10, 2010