Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created

"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*

by Renowo June 26, 2021

Steakin the bacon

Act of nobbing pussy

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"

by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

Bacon and eggs

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

cosmo bacon

bacon sandwich that is out of this world

"oh man I fancy a cosmo bacon"

by btellingu October 15, 2017

finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.

man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon

by sierynn February 3, 2017