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ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.
he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend
by emo55678 March 4, 2019
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Boyfriend Hungry

When a person is desperate for a relationship they don't care if they have an emotional attachment or not.
by agent-xyz November 24, 2015
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National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020
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Drainer Boyfriend

A boy who listens to the Drain Gang collective. He is almost always distinctly dressed in different styles of clothes (Affliction, Designer, Baggy clothes, Monotone colors, bb Simon, New rock etc.). Consider him a fashion demon because his outfits are never boring. Drainers dress for themselves mixing and matching thing you'd never imagine, creating fire fits.

Having a drainer as a boyfriend means there will always be another person in the relationship... Whether it's Bladee, Ecco2k, or Thaiboy Digital, he will glaze them. He will embrace his love for the members of drain gang and their music. Drain gang is ALWAYS PLAYING. Don't be mistaken though, a drainer boyfriend will give you the world and all his love. You don't have to worry about your drainer boyfriend cheating because they known your the one person who will love, listen and, embrace drain gang with them (that means the world to them). Drainer boyfriends may get the image of being narcissistic but in reality they care more about their partner then themself. Drainer boyfriends are lowkey respectful quiet freaks. They are generally quiet in person, but in private they express themselves freely. If his favorite is Ecco2k, make him take a gay test...
Person 1: "You have a drainer boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Yeah he only listens to drain gang"
Person 1: "You're a lucky girl... he's well dressed and has great music taste"
by hiimdory! April 8, 2024
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Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend

I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...

Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
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Bender Boyfriend

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.
“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”
by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024
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