A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017
by Try me hoe November 02, 2019
by Vsco girl skskks November 16, 2019
by Depressionyag October 30, 2019
Kill a stupid immature boy who follows into other little boys footsteps about rape! and those disgusting old pedophile men! they dont deserve to be alive! chop their dicks off!!
"Wanna hangout tmr? it'll be April 24th." - stupid little boy
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
by TTTTTTTTT45 February 14, 2023
Honestly, April 24 is for R*pe day, and it got viral on Tiktok about it, instead of S.A random people (well that's very haram) Let's respect each other and comfort the people who experienced it. It's not the victim's fault, the one who did it is the one who blame.
by Camera in your house April 25, 2022
by broski yeet April 16, 2020