April 26

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!

Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends

by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

April 22

april 22nd is tell one of your friends to come over then when they do you have to kiss them

person 1: hey wanna come over today/tonight
person 2: sure

person 2 arrives

person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵

by Harder-daddy💦🥵 April 22, 2021

April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.

K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that

by goofyahhmf April 24, 2022