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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
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Pipe

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.
by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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come pipe me

by big bang gang January 15, 2020
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lemme pipe

by Bryl.33 January 4, 2023
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German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019
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Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.
Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"
by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011
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