Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021

Trill dan

dick game strong af and has the best gas in SA +++ got em bars

Trill dan gets money and hoes

by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020

Dan

Kike handler?

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

DAN

Delusional ass nigga

This DAN really thinks we’re in a relationship all because I talked to him when he needed a friend

by TittiBoi21 October 2, 2021

dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019