Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.

Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.

by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017

Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

Mush Brain

An adjective used to describe someone who has no sense of self and is really out of place. "Mush Brain" is also used as a verb that means doing something stupid.

Adjective: Mikhail is so mush brain that he can't even speak with proper grammar.

Verb: Don't go full mush brain before watching anime!

by jalapeno101 July 8, 2021

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018