Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025

Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Coming on the pipe

This refers to hitting the power band on a two stroke motorcycle nearly throwing you off the back.

Holy shit when I was coming on the pipe I nearly did a backflip.

by The o.g billy the fridge May 7, 2018

Metal Pipe

Boing

"i just hit a guy with a Metal Pipe

by TyreseNiggerson January 23, 2024

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

bae pipe

A guy that you have been having sex with for awhile and you would be your first choice bang when out on the weekends. You sometimes hang out sober if you really need to get laid.

I hope James goes out tonight, I really want some bae pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com July 15, 2017