The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
by Judenshvine August 19, 2019

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.
Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

by bitch squad October 9, 2016
