He has the smallest dick in the group he goes as needle dick Dylan
He simps for a girl maica he has no style when he skates
His the least favorite child because he’s adopted
And he likes to fuck dudes swag BITCH
He simps for a girl maica he has no style when he skates
His the least favorite child because he’s adopted
And he likes to fuck dudes swag BITCH
by I like to fuck dudes July 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025
Get the Rusty Bob Dylanmug. Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner
Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience
I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect
I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect
by Hellowomens November 22, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. The embodiment of “cringe”.
by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020
Get the Dylan Geigermug. by Enzo loadonmyback October 20, 2021
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Get the Joc dylanmug. by Y4kuzai November 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug.