child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

by -human November 14, 2021

Child

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

F13 child

Someone who was born on Friday the 13th or turned 13 on Friday the 13th.

That F13 child is a minor threat.

by Saundra Detergent May 13, 2022

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023