Child

A free hooker.

I'm going to fuck a child

by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019

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child

1. Child - Noun. A person that is in the ages of 4-9.
2. Childish - Adjective. A person who is being foolish.
3. Child - Noun. Upset gamers may call someone who killed them a child with aim assist.
4.Kid - Noun A person that is playing video games with a toxic player.

1. Ooh look at how cute that child is!
2. Sam stop being so childish!
3. Bro he is just a child with aim assist!
4. Kid give me ammo and mats!

by tacoman69420 March 8, 2021

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child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Those that are the result of the procreation of her mother and her father.

My children is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

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child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.

My child is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

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phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

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