Jone

literally could literally be fucking anything , mostly used by teenagers in the replacement of the word "vape"

Friend 1 : Can I hit your jone ?
Friend 2 : STFU , you've asked 13 times in the past hour you fucking nic fiend

by roonie lol May 22, 2022

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”

Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

by acmed from footy chat November 20, 2021

Zac Jones

A person who touches people younger than him and enjoys being a gnome under the pants...

Zac Jones touched a 10 year old in a sleep over

by mum's mum's mum's dad January 15, 2022

Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.

"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.

by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023

Percy “Spot” Jones

Percy “Spot” Jones, formerly known as “PJ” is a singer, multi instrumentalist and a rapper who started his entertainment career in China during the mid to late nineties. He was top of his grade in every class he ever attended. In 2007, Spot moved to Australia and would make several connections with other entertainers and musicians around the country. The most prominent of which being Hendrix Taine, a bass player, singer and author/reader. Together they were an iconic duo and sold out many shows. Since 2020, Spot has been the lead singer of comedy band Wappo Zappo, formerly known as “Sex Gun”.
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.

Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020

WAPPO ZAPPO:

Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023

Features On:

Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024

“I’m half black, I’m half white. Please acknowledge me.”

“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”

“It could give me a skin cancer”

“Phil, you’re just not coping.”

“Who’s Your Favourite?”

“hehehehehe”

“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”

“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”

by thegwoppa December 11, 2024

jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

As Jones

This phrase is used after any statement to reinforce what has been said, commonly used in the Brynamman and Gwaun Cae Gurwen area

“I can’t bench 150kg that’s heavy as jones”
“I didn’t sleep much last night, I’m tired as jones”

by Biceps Jones July 25, 2022