Turtleaddison

She’s the real shit! She’s amazing!!!!

Why do you like Turtleaddison? Your a Charli fanpage

by Conch.char November 28, 2021

snap turtle

a jail term for a punk ass person who talks alot but dont do nothin

that foo mike is a straight up snap turtle

by Jay aka F- October 27, 2004

Box Turtle

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

by James Ebbs September 29, 2009

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

by chessthecat August 9, 2010

Three Eyed Turtle

Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...

Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!

by Big Dizzle December 16, 2004

Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010

Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009