Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.

Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.

by Lexa.c February 26, 2022

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 19, 2024

Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass

She likes to get triple Stretch

by Nyrac July 30, 2023

Triple Take

When one woman takes three dicks at once, she gets the triple take

Vicky was excited for the triple take on Saturday night with Evan, Marcus and Mike

by Brilliantlyboring February 26, 2019

Triple Triple

To have three threesomes in one semester with completely different women every time.

I had 2 Triple Triples this school year.

by Yerzzus January 28, 2020

Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.

Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!

by Freggsmash May 15, 2019