your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.

frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.

by sensei danku May 17, 2018

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

Dirty Tree

Dirty Tree
An Irish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

Sticky Pine Tree

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

by CrowFace October 16, 2006

White tree

The new racial slur for white people. Born in the punk chatroom of mocospace.com, it was given life when an openly racist user told another (black) user, "u nigga i will hang u on a white tree"After much confusion and lolz were casted at the white tree comment, they all decided to start using at as a new racial slur.

White trees always complainin' about the apple sauce, eat pear sauce motherfucker!

by Bhjnjkfcjckjckcjkcfkfhjdhf September 18, 2010

i'm a tree

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

by jimjimjim (johnny the condom) March 25, 2008

wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012