prom ticket

The slang term for a bag of weed.

A prom ticket on the streets runs 20 on the weekends and 30 on weekdays.

by AlbinoPancake March 12, 2017

Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

by Anamar March 31, 2017

clifford tickel

When the male sticks his index finger on the clitoris and his middle finger inside of the cooch whil his thumb remains inside of her anus and he continues to jerk his hand rapidly

Mike gave me an amazing Clifford tickel in the mountains of montana

by Brennen blumpkin November 30, 2017

One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.

by jdotx November 23, 2011

ricky tick

Meaning soon, or in a little bit. Commonly mistakin for now, or right now. typically following the word pretty

We're gonna be leaving pretty ricky tick
I gotta go to the gas station pretty ricky tick

by Moshe davis November 27, 2007

tickidiwahahn

whatever the fuck Adam L wants it to mean and the definition changes every 3.4 seconds to fit needs of original creator of said word. if at any time a misuser of the word trys to use it, they will be in fact making fun of themselves and not the intended target of the word.

Lance Swearns is a tickidiwahahn michigan boing!!!

by Adam L., from hell and back July 16, 2003

Tickle my elmo

phrase: "masturbating: manually stimulating the female clitoris"

"What do you think I'm going to do....tickle my elmo?"
You never tickle your elmo?

What do you think I'm going to do... masturbate?

You never masturbate or touch your clitoris?

by Zoe Zoweee March 4, 2010