land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2013

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

The Land of La

Residing in or to be found in an imaginary place called LaLa-Land.

US Congress, by rejecting red-ink controls on deficit spending in 2010, have demonstrated repeatedly that they are deep in the Land of La.

by Intuit July 20, 2010

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020