Texas Dump Dog

A Texas Dump Dog originated in the Texas Revolution when one soilder took a major dump in a hot dog bun then feed their enemy the warm meal. After the enemy or sexual partner has eaten the dump dog, the "server" fucks the "served" mouth.

I gave dis bitch a texas dump dog and she puked on my junk before I could finish.

She got my special, a extra long chili texas dump dog.

by Billy LangHenry March 3, 2009

Texas Two-Step

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!

by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010

Texas Lonestars

A spirit organization that was founded on service, sisterhood, and spirit. Go through the recruitment process with caution. I'm not sure what criteria they judge a girl on because they will ask questions such as what are your passions or favorite memory. I'm not sure how someone can be judged based on questions like that. They say "be yourself"... but it seems like you can't. They look for a type of girl with a personality and interests that they rate as "best" for their group... whatever that may be.

Texas Lonestars is a judgemental group judging on who you are and your interests.

by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. September 27, 2017

texas earball

When the man raps the pennis around.d the ear and stick the pennis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and Vanessa were feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017

texas chili bowl

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).

We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

by Dankester April 27, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food

"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

SouthWest Texas State

The most bad ass school West of the mississippi

Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M

by Anonymous April 30, 2003