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Pigeon Tits

1. A girl, young woman, or older female whose breast size is less than desirable.
2. A small breasted woman whose tits can be compared to the size of a pigeon's breasts.
3. A teen girl who is under developed physically.
4. A young boy with excess female hormones who has small tits growing.
Damn that girl has pigeon tits, sad!
Her pigeon tits are so small I saw her in the park with a flock of 'em and they were all laughing at her!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.
1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!
by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011
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dorsal tits

The boobs created on the back of a fat woman when the back of the bra encases the fat of the back. Therein creating dorsal tits.
"Check out the fat slabs on the back of that chick!"
"They be dorsal tits!"
by Strakes May 4, 2008
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Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.
I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.
by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011
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tit pillow

When a horny man or boy voluntarily sticks his head in an unexpecting girl or womans breasts
Man that whore let him tit pillow her.
by goodboi December 19, 2008
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bib tits

Fairly large, usually round breasts that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep cleavage.

Thus appearing to resemble a sort of boob bib.

Perfect for tit fucking and catching food that misses her mouth just the same.

Can be found on in many different body types, although if you see bib tits on a skinny girl they are most likely FAKE, but not always.
Person A: Man check out the bib tits on that one!

Person B: Wow! They could hold your cock and a snack at the same time.
by D-Daddy6996 September 29, 2011
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The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.
I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!
by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010
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