Too Tan Sam

A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.

Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.

Or

Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!

by JLM107 August 15, 2006

what in sam hill

What in the world...?

What in sam hill are you talking about?

by giselle gardonyi July 20, 2004

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

Big Sam Cosgrove

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

by FS19 November 17, 2018

Sam O’Nella Academy

Has a voice that cause cum to run from your ears.

Person one: I wish Sam O’Nella Academy would post again

Person two: Yeah, I haven’t had an Eargasm since his last video

by GrDen May 8, 2022

Sam X Allie

Something that will never happen.

Sam X Allie is not going to happen.

by Pinenenenenene June 15, 2017

sam-n-dan

An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!

"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"

by hotty mcscotty May 22, 2008