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Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake
hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.
by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020
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Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021
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Surprise Party

When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.
I heard they had a surprise party last night
by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024
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The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
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dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.
Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!
by Deacon117 March 3, 2021
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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
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